January 2011
I'm home at last.
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squealing and arm flapping with delight at Emmett’s season 5 storyline.
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ROSIE O'DONNELL IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO...
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I swear my granddad actually goes about his day...
Thank fuck I’m getting paid.
EDIT/PS: That sounds bad. And I guess it is. But I challenge you to survive eight days with him without even entertaining the idea of at least running away screaming, if not a spot of first degree. The noise is completely relentless, he talks in his sleep. And at the same volume as his normal voice. Which is the same volume as everyone’s normal bellow.
I...
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Being The Spiders
As she came to a halt, I glanced quickly at her face - as did the others, I’m sure. And I can still see it now, the shudder she seemed to be suppressing, the real dread that one of us would accidentally brush against her. And though we just kept on walking, we all felt it; it was like we’d walked from the sun right into the chilly shade. Ruth had been right: Madame was afraid of us....
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selenograph asked: Long Cloud watched Black Swan and most people were pretty damning and I think I was the only one who liked (loved) it and I JUST WANT VALIDATION THAT I'M NOT MAD
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MY GRANDDAD DOES NOT STOP TALKING EVEN WHEN I WALK...
IF THERE’S NO ONE THERE HE JUST TALKS TO HIMSELF WHICH WOULD BE OK IF HE WASN’T SO GODDAMN LOUD THAT YOU CAN HEAR HIM EVERYWHERE IN THE HOUSE NO MATTER WHERE HE IS AND HE TELLS THE SAME STORIES OVER AND OVER AND HE PICKS PHRASES AND USES THEM NON STOP FOR DAYS AND HE BURPS REALLY LOUDLY AND SLURPS WHEN HE DRINKS AND CHEWS WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN REALLY REALLY NOISILY SO DINNER IS ALWAYS...
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Watchbelovedvogue:
This is the greatest thing ever.
Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli-lolli-lolli-
OK so the tumblbeasts or whatever are kinda cool...
I'm just going to pretend that people care about...
But not so much that I’m going to do my Oscar picks without a cut.
Obviously this is what I want, not what I expect will happen.
Best Picture - Black Swan
Best Actor - (from what I’ve seen of True Grit) Jeff Bridges
Best Actress - Natalie Portman
Best Supporting Actor - Geoffrey Rush
Best Supporting Actress - Jacki Weaver or Hailee Steinfeld (having not seen all of TG it’s...
What the actual fuck.
I Am Love wasn’t nominated for best foreign language film at the Oscars.
Fortunately it was nominated for best costuming, but seriously, Tilda should have got a nomination, as well as the cinematography, and the film itself.
And Dogtooth was nominated for best foreign language. It was released in 2009. I mean I’m thrilled it was nominated, it’ll be hilarious watching them talk...
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rahela:
everyplanet:
neverbeenhugged:
The...
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“Fashion isn’t art. If anything it’s pornography. A pornography to...”
– Mona Carvell - Rage (played by Judi Dench)
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The tap water in Wanganui is so gross that I went...
They also had cookie dough ice cream on special.
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MONSTER GIUSEPPE HEEL THASS THA MONSTER SHOE
Listening to Monster on repeat.
Cannot get over how great Nicki Minaj’s bit is
My granddad was reading the blurbs of the DVDs I...
It took him 4 tries to read Sex Bob-Omb
Sex Bomb
Sex Boom
Sex Bombo
Sex Bomb Bomb
I’m glad I have good eye sight.
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Lunch
marnisworld:
Real World:
I think there are some crackers in the pantry? No? Eff. Will starve.
Marni’s World:
I hear a bark. Then the pitter-patter of very large paws. Into my living room trots an enormous Saint Bernard. Around its neck is a big, red thermos.
“For me?”
He puts his big, fluffy head on my lap, and I unbuckle the thermos from his collar. I twist off the lid and am greeted with...
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